i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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