So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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