dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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