i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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