i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
he puts the penis in happiness.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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