I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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