it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
false alarm, still single
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