It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
is wine microwaveable?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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