so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just want to make out with him forever
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