Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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