Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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