Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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