dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
These 25 Teachers Said Horrible Things to Their Students
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..