Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room