he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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