her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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