She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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