just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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