i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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