Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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