May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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