Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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