Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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