He told me they were just razor bumps!
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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