You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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