Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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