i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
