Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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