I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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