did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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