Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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