Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
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You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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