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his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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