just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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