just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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