too bad you live with your parents still
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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