at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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