I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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