I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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