Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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