i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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