Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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