She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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