I'm lost and stupid without you.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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