Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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