can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
P.S. I can't hear my feet
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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