just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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