Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
someone get that fucking seahorse.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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