Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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