He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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