is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
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I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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