I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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