yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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