I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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