R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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